because, although i realize that eliminating one or more of the following gadgets from my life wouldn't kill me, it is still kind of ridiculous that i have separate chargers for my mobile phone, my electric toothbrush, my laptop, and the battery to my digital camera.
because what if the recipient hates your taste in music? and what if they listen too closely to all the words and, strictly hypothetically speaking, get freaked out because of the l-word (which appears by track four on this particular one) or glance at the track listing and see it there (track 10) or realize that track seven, in addition to being a beautiful song, is about divorce? because this is not the message that we intend to send, no siree.
update: the l-word also appears in track 14. sheesh.