can we all just agree that some spam is worse than others?

because, although spam bothers me as much as the next kid, there is something sort of beautiful about this little bit of poetry:

"Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators."

also, those fine folks want to make sure that i have as much v|aaa.grr_a as i need. touching, yes?