frequently when i'm on the telephone with the nephews' mama, she says funny things. sometimes this is on purpose (she is a pretty funny lady, and we've known each other so long that we have plenty of inside jokes and references that wouldn't mean much to anyone else but that crack us up.)
and i like it when she makes me laugh intentionally, i really do.
sometimes much funnier, though, are the times when what she says is totally reasonable for the circumstances in which she finds herself (and the nephews), but totally hilarious to people (me) without the same context.
let me demonstrate:
"you guys can play baby all you want but you're not going to be in the fridge."
of course, since i'm a good friend, i try to support her parenting by not laughing loudly while she's disciplining the children.
sometimes i fail.
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