(overheard at the super longs)
kid: "you look like a witch!"
kid's friend's mom: "that's because i am! ah ha ha ha ha!"
kid: "wow, you are a witch! CAN YOU TURN ME INTO A DOG??? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DOG!!!"
kid's friend's mom: "huh? what? i'm not gonna...wait, why do you want to be a dog? you don't want to be a dog!"
kid: "yes i do! i've always wanted to be a dog, for years and years! because i like dogs! and we don't have any pets! it would be so fun! pleeeease?"
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