the almost-four year old had chosen guava juice for her dinner drink. the five year old was definitely not on team guava.
five year old: "i've had guava juice before, and it tastes like...[looks warily over to me, sees that i'm paying attention]...it tastes like...[looks at me again, trying to decide if it's worth getting in trouble for using "bathroom talk" in his quest to describe the flavor of guava juice]...like...[realizes that i'm not going to let him get away with a scatological comparison]...WOOD.
almost-four year old, immediately: "no. to me it tastes like PRINCESSES."
DEATH TO DISCOURSE
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