[important sidenotes: the four year old and i are talking about the pizza i'm cutting for him and his sister to eat for dinner. he's really into learning all about the world lately, and we were discussing the fact that it is difficult to cut things exactly evenly.
both the four year old and the two-and-a-half year old are fascinated by the fact that i have housemates. i know for sure that i was way older than that before i began to consider the fact that i wouldn't live with my parents for ever and ever, amen, so i guess i can understand that. but they always ask questions about my housemates, and they remember the answers. then this is what happened:]
me: "i can't cut it in exactly the same-sized pieces."
four year old: "CAN JEFF CUT IT IN EXACTLY THE SAME-SIZED PIECES?"
(REMEMBER, THIS IS HOW FOUR YEAR OLDS TALK.)
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