also, while i'm bossing you around on the internerd,

donkey punch. t4toby, who you might remember from such fine sites as sadly, no! and wherever else he likes to comment, writes this. you will like it, and he will also occasionally tell you good secrets like "go read exploding unicorn."

also, t4 brings you debra cagan. (WTF???)

now it is time to try to wake up mamacita and get crafty. enjoy your internets.